Some Funny Thoughts
 

Some Funny Thoughts

* The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

* A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you
could lose ALL your keys at once!

* I used to be indecisive ... I think.

* A careful study of economics has recently revealed that the
best time to buy anything is last year.

* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take
care of cows?

* When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get
awful crowded.