Alcoholic Exercise Routine
 

Alcoholic Exercise Routine

Since I've joined AA, I've gained quite a bit of weight. A friend told me it was because I didn't get as much exercise as I used to. "But I never exercised while I was still drinking," I protested. "Sure you did," he countered. "Here's the exercise program you were on:"

- Hitting the bottle
- Beating yourself up
- Bending the rules
- Stretching the truth
- Jogging your memory
- Running into trouble
- Jumping to conclusions
- Stepping on toes
- Climbing the walls
- Dodging responsibility
- Pushing your luck
- Pulling the wool over peoples eyes
- Walking all over people
- Carrying a grudge
- Throwing fits
- Picking up the pieces.

Wow! Small wonder I've put on a few pounds!